2011 Academy Awards

The 83rd Annual Academy Awards were presented tonight from The Kodak Theater in Hollywood. The night’s winners included:

  • Best Picture: The King’s Speech
  • Best Director: Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
  • Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale, The Fighter

He didn’t even yell at anyone!
  • Best Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo, The Fighter

The Academy should’ve revoked that damn thing as soon as they announced her name and she pulled the lame-ass “I’m too shocked to get out of my seat” B.S. and then futz around on stage in an “I can’t believe this” frenzy. I can’t [and don’t] beleive YOU, Melissa. You’re award show acting is nearly as bad as Halle Berry’s…. it should have been Helena.
  • Best Actor: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech

I love you, Colin.
  • Best Actress: Natalie Portman, Black Swan

… Ok. Fine.

The evening’s awards were hosted by James Franco, who I’m pretty sure was completely stoned, and Anne Hathaway. Now, I love both of these actors but they were horrid hosts. Really bad. They kept talking about “younger age demographics” and “flubs”… it was bad, they were bad… however, Anne’s many wardrobe changes were pretty fabulous.

  • Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci. Briane Atwood Shoes. Tiffany Jewelry

  • Lanvin custom suit. Brian Atwood Swarovski crystal shoes –which were the best part of my watching experience!!!– & Tiffany Jewelry.


Um… Yes, Please!
I want! I want! I want!
  • Vivenne Westwood corseted couture gown. Jimmy Choo shoes. Tiffany Jewelry

  • Oscar De La Renta. Jimmy Choo. Tiffany Jewelry. –LOVE.LOVE.LOVE.– I want it!

  • Burgundy Atelier Versace. Tiffany Jewelry.

  • Sapphire Giorgio Armani Prive dress and heels. Tiffany Jewelry.

  • Tom Ford lace and crystal gown. Tiffany Jewelry.

… and now, “in no particular order”, some of the best and the worst of the red carpet:

my personal pick for Best Dressed would be this lady,
Mila Kunis


she’s on a lot of other’s worst dressed lists… I like it.
Scarlette Johansen

Cate Blanchett.
Really? WTF is that all over your dress?
Was this designed by the makers of Easy Bake Over? I don’t get it…


Fabulous hair…
The Dress? snooze-fest.
Reese Witherspoon.
“Ashley” called asking about her 2001 homecoming dress….

Nicole Kidman and Gwenyth Paltrow
Both looking amazing.

Helena Bonham Carter.
I don’t care; I love her! & she’s fabulous!

This dress isn’t bad. In fact, I love the shimmer and the color…
but I would have expected more “wow” from a nominee.
Amy Adams… who I love anyway!

Halle Berry,
Please stop.
You’re horrible.
I’m over you.
and completely tired of your forced sentimental speeches.
You’re acting is terrible, making those “touching” announcements unbearable.
We know you’re not really about to cry. You know how we know?
Because you-are-terrible.
You and Melissa Leo should be excommunicated from the Church of Hollywood for such atrocious displays of false emotional reactions.
You two make Marilyn Monroe look like Kathrine Hepburn.
(Ps. I love both Marilyn and Kate)

….and, Halle, you are quite obviously so desperate for attention, which is gross.
Your award show wardrobe picks recently scream “please pay attention to me again!”

Go Away.

-sorry for the recent lack of posts. I’ve been very occupied by the theatre this week and this shall continue through the beginning of this week. I’m in some serious need of some down time and mental relaxation… seriously. I’m going crazy. But, in the words of Lena Horne, which were displayed following Ms. Berry’s horrific attempt at sincerity…

-“It’s not the load that breaks you, it’s how you carry it.”

I will think of this until my next day off. It just seems so far away…

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8 comments

  1. LOL at ur halle berry rant. i love where you show the pic and then under it its like …"go away" lollol. and although i did not watch the entire thing to comment on if the hosts were bad or not….i did not kno anne hathaway could that good…no not good…great! no wonder she made it.and i agree with you yet again. this time its helena bonham carter. she gets a lot of crap, especially about her clothes, but i think her style works and shes simply amazing.hope you're feeling better. i love you, and you're fabulous!

  2. Anonymous – This is indeed impressive. It's a shame the necklace was so ugly.Sarah – I was also impressed with her singing! and I really do love me some Anne Hathaway. I can not, can not, CAN NOT wait to see her as Catwoman.Thank you both for reading and contributing! I love comments!

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