Halle Berry

Golden Globes 2013 :: Red Carpet

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Usually, I do a pretty in-depth recap of the major awards shows. This year, I just didn’t have the time to devote to a lengthily post. Here are just a few of my favorite looks of the night and some of my least favorite looks of the night too. Pictured above, Tine Fey and Amy Poehler looked phenomenal all night and were fantabulous hostesses!

Favorites

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Jennifer Lawrence and Clare Danes were both winners and I absolutely loved both of their looks! (Clare Danes’ hair actually looked good! I guess miracles do happen)

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Amy Adams, Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway, all ladies I love, all looked fantastic!

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Both of these ladies would be two of my least favorite looks if i didnt absolutely adore each of them. No matter what, I ALWAYS include Helena Bonham Carter in my Best Dressed lists because I just think she is so fabulous and bat-shit nuts. And Lena Dunham… I worship this Girl… even when she is horribley awkward walking in heels.

Uglies

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Lucy Liu, Anyssa Milano and Julia LouisDreyfus all looked horrid.

smartwater At The Golden Globes Red Carpet

Eva Longoria, Halle Berry and Lea Michele all looked as desperate for attention as usual. Look at the Queen of Desperation, Ms. Berry, (Halle, not the Glee bitch,) trying her best to Jolie this shit but it is most definitely not working…

WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU HERE?

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I always like to include a “why the f*ck are you here?” section in my recaps. Megan Fox: I give her credit for such a slamming body after just having a baby, but why was she even there? She’s barely famous and her lame husband hasn’t been famous since 1993. Nicole Richie, I love this woman, I really do, but why was she there? And Francesca Eastwood: I know WHY she was there, she was one of the Miss Golden Globes, but usually the spoiled actor-offspring that are selected for these events haven’t had a dreadful reality show about them yet… Did anyone else catch “Mrs Eastwood and Co.”? I doubt it… but it was horrible. The Eastwood women are spoiled, pretentious and down right annoying… with the exception of the 15 year old who seems to be the only woman in that house with any bit of awareness.

Thanks for reading! Love, GK

Photos from hollywoodreporter.com and a list of nominees and winners is listed below!

Thanks, again!!!

BEST PICTURE: DRAMA

  • WINNER “Argo”
  • “Django Unchained”
  • “Life of Pi”
  • “Lincoln”
  • “Zero Dark Thirty”

BEST PICTURE: COMEDY OR MUSICAL

  • “Exotic Marigold Hotel”
  • WINNER “Les Miserables”
  • “Moonrise Kingdom”
  • “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”
  • “Silver Linings Playbook”

BEST DIRECTOR

  • WINNER Ben Affleck, “Argo”
  • Kathryn Bigelow, “Zero Dark Thirty”
  • Ang Lee, “Life of Pi
  • Steven Spielberg, “Lincoln”
  • Quentin Tarantino, “Django Unchained”

BEST ACTOR: DRAMA

  • WINNER Daniel Day-Lewis, “Lincoln”
  • Richard Gere, “Arbitrage”
  • John Hawkes, “The Sessions”
  • Joaquin Phoenix, “The Master”
  • Denzel Washington, “Flight”

BEST ACTRESS: DRAMA

  • WINNER Jessica Chastain, “Zero Dark Thirty”
  • Marion Cotillard, “Rust & Bone”
  • Helen Mirren, “Hitchcock”
  • Naomi Watts, “The Impossible”
  • Rachel Weisz, “The Deep Blue Sea”

BEST ACTRESS: COMEDY OR MUSICAL

  • Emily Blunt, “Salmon Fishing In The Yemen”
  • Judi Dench, “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”
  • WINNER Jennifer Lawrence, “Silver Linings Playbook”
  • Maggie Smith, “Quartet”
  • Meryl Streep, “Hope Springs”

BEST ACTOR: COMEDY OR MUSICAL

  • Jack Black, “Bernie”
  • Bradley Cooper, “Silver Linings Playbook”
  • WINNER Hugh Jackman, “Les Miserables”
  • Ewan McGregor, “Salmon Fishing In The Yemen”
  • Bill Murray, “Hyde Park On Hudson”

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

  • Amy Adams, “The Master”
  • Sally Field, “Lincoln”
  • WINNER Anne Hathaway, “Les Miserables”
  • Helen Hunt, “The Sessions”
  • Nicole Kidman, “The Paperboy”

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

  • Alan Arkin, “Argo”
  • Leonardo DiCaprio, “Django Unchained”
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman, “The Master”
  • Tommy Lee Jones, “Lincoln”
  • WINNER  Christoph Waltz, “Django Unchained”

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

  • WINNER “Amour”
  • “A Royal Affair”
  • “The Intouchables”
  • “Kon-Tiki”
  • “Rust and Bone”

BEST SCREENPLAY

  • “Zero Dark Thirty”
  • “Lincoln”
  • WINNER “Django Unchained”
  • “Argo”
  • “Silver Linings Playbook”

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

  • “Anna Karenina”
  • “Argo”
  • “Cloud Atlas”
  • WINNER “Life of Pi”
  • “Lincoln”

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

  • WINNER “Brave”
  • “Frankenweenie”
  • “Hotel Transylvania”
  • “Rise of the Guardians”
  • “Wreck-It-Ralph”

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

  • “For You”
  • “Not Running Anymore”
  • “Safe and Sound”
  • WINNER “Skyfall”
  • “Suddenly”

Television Series – Drama

  • “Breaking Bad”
  • “Boardwalk Empire”
  • “Downton Abbey: Season 2”
  • WINNER “Homeland”
  • “The Newsroom”

Actress In A Television Series – Drama

  • Connie Britton, “Nashville”
  • Glenn Close, “Damages”
  • WINNER Claire Danes, “Homeland”
  • Michelle Dockery, “Downton Abbey: Season 2”
  • Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife”

Actor In A Television Series – Drama

  • Steve Buscemi, “Boardwalk Empire”
  • Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”
  • Jeff Daniels, “The Newsroom”
  • Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”
  • WINNER Damian Lewis, “Homeland”

Television Series – Comedy Or Musical

  • “The Big Bang Theory”
  • “Episodes”
  • WINNER “Girls”
  • “Modern Family”
  • “Smash”

Actress In A Television Series – Comedy Or Musical

  • Zooey Deschanel, “New Girl”
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Veep”
  • WINNER Lena Dunham, “Girls”
  • Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
  • Amy Poehler, “Parks And Recreation”

Actor In A Television Series — Comedy Or Musical

  • Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
  • WINNER Don Cheadle, “House Of Lies”
  • Louis C.K., “Louie”
  • Matt Leblanc, “Episodes”
  • Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”

Miniseries Or Motion Picture Made For Television

  • WINNER “Game Change”
  • “The Girl”
  • “Hatfields & McCoys”
  • “The Hour”
  • “Political Animals”

Actress In A Miniseries Or Motion Picture Made For Television

  • Nicole Kidman, “Hemingway & Gellhorn”
  • Jessica Lange, “American Horror Story: Asylum”
  • Sienna Miller, “The Girl”
  • WINNER  Julianne Moore, “Game Change”
  • Sigourney Weaver, “Political Animals”

Actor In A Miniseries Or Motion Picture Made For Television

  • WINNER Kevin Costner, “Hatfields & Mccoys”
  • Benedict Cumberbatch, “Sherlock”
  • Woody Harrelson, “Game Change”
  • Toby Jones, “The Girl”
  • Clive Owen, “Hemingway & Gellhorn”

Actress In A Supporting Role In A Series, Miniseries Or Motion Picture Made For Television

  • Hayden Panettiere, “Nashville”
  • Archie Panjabi, “The Good Wife”
  • Sarah Paulson, “Game Change”
  • WINNER Maggie Smith, “Downton Abbey: Season 2”
  • Sofia Vergara, “Modern Family”

Actor In A Supporting Role In A Series, Miniseries Or Motion Picture Made For Television

  • Max Greenfield, “New Girl”
  • WINNER Ed Harris, “Game Change”
  • Danny Huston, “Magic City”
  • Mandy Patinkin, “Homeland”
  • Eric Stonestreet, “Modern Family”

2011 Academy Awards

The 83rd Annual Academy Awards were presented tonight from The Kodak Theater in Hollywood. The night’s winners included:

  • Best Picture: The King’s Speech
  • Best Director: Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
  • Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale, The Fighter

He didn’t even yell at anyone!
  • Best Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo, The Fighter

The Academy should’ve revoked that damn thing as soon as they announced her name and she pulled the lame-ass “I’m too shocked to get out of my seat” B.S. and then futz around on stage in an “I can’t believe this” frenzy. I can’t [and don’t] beleive YOU, Melissa. You’re award show acting is nearly as bad as Halle Berry’s…. it should have been Helena.
  • Best Actor: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech

I love you, Colin.
  • Best Actress: Natalie Portman, Black Swan

… Ok. Fine.

The evening’s awards were hosted by James Franco, who I’m pretty sure was completely stoned, and Anne Hathaway. Now, I love both of these actors but they were horrid hosts. Really bad. They kept talking about “younger age demographics” and “flubs”… it was bad, they were bad… however, Anne’s many wardrobe changes were pretty fabulous.

  • Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci. Briane Atwood Shoes. Tiffany Jewelry

  • Lanvin custom suit. Brian Atwood Swarovski crystal shoes –which were the best part of my watching experience!!!– & Tiffany Jewelry.


Um… Yes, Please!
I want! I want! I want!
  • Vivenne Westwood corseted couture gown. Jimmy Choo shoes. Tiffany Jewelry

  • Oscar De La Renta. Jimmy Choo. Tiffany Jewelry. –LOVE.LOVE.LOVE.– I want it!

  • Burgundy Atelier Versace. Tiffany Jewelry.

  • Sapphire Giorgio Armani Prive dress and heels. Tiffany Jewelry.

  • Tom Ford lace and crystal gown. Tiffany Jewelry.

… and now, “in no particular order”, some of the best and the worst of the red carpet:

my personal pick for Best Dressed would be this lady,
Mila Kunis


she’s on a lot of other’s worst dressed lists… I like it.
Scarlette Johansen

Cate Blanchett.
Really? WTF is that all over your dress?
Was this designed by the makers of Easy Bake Over? I don’t get it…


Fabulous hair…
The Dress? snooze-fest.
Reese Witherspoon.
“Ashley” called asking about her 2001 homecoming dress….

Nicole Kidman and Gwenyth Paltrow
Both looking amazing.

Helena Bonham Carter.
I don’t care; I love her! & she’s fabulous!

This dress isn’t bad. In fact, I love the shimmer and the color…
but I would have expected more “wow” from a nominee.
Amy Adams… who I love anyway!

Halle Berry,
Please stop.
You’re horrible.
I’m over you.
and completely tired of your forced sentimental speeches.
You’re acting is terrible, making those “touching” announcements unbearable.
We know you’re not really about to cry. You know how we know?
Because you-are-terrible.
You and Melissa Leo should be excommunicated from the Church of Hollywood for such atrocious displays of false emotional reactions.
You two make Marilyn Monroe look like Kathrine Hepburn.
(Ps. I love both Marilyn and Kate)

….and, Halle, you are quite obviously so desperate for attention, which is gross.
Your award show wardrobe picks recently scream “please pay attention to me again!”

Go Away.

-sorry for the recent lack of posts. I’ve been very occupied by the theatre this week and this shall continue through the beginning of this week. I’m in some serious need of some down time and mental relaxation… seriously. I’m going crazy. But, in the words of Lena Horne, which were displayed following Ms. Berry’s horrific attempt at sincerity…

-“It’s not the load that breaks you, it’s how you carry it.”

I will think of this until my next day off. It just seems so far away…

2011 Golden Globes Red Carpet

You know the drill…
Here’s what I thought about some of the fashions from the 2011 Golden Globes.

Couples


Since Angelina was busy taking care of their 47 children,
Brad just picked up her Madam Tussaud’s double to walk the red carpet with.


And then she swore she’d never go hungry again


Dudes

Oh, Johnny…


That’s a fine piece of man right there.


Love Ryan, hate the Valet jacket.

MY FAVORITES

Christina Hendricks… Love Her!


I love this!
Eva Longoria

Jayma Mays
I love how 1920s this looks!

Leighton Meester
This is my absolutely favorite look of the night.

Mila Kunis.
I Love this green gown.
In fact, I loved how much green was worn tonight.

Nicole Kidman
I am kind of biased though.

I really like Sandra Bullocks’ dress… not so much the hair.

Sofia Vergara… Girl Crush Alert!

I’m putting Helena Bohnam Carter on my favorite list!
It’s Viviene Westwood and I love the two different colored shoes!

Natalie Portman

Things That Make You Go Eeww…

Come on Tina Fey… crushed velvet?

Olive Wilde wearing a piece by Matel.

January Jones is all over everyone’s Best Dressed lists…
I think this looks weird in the boob area, and despite the fact that I like the rest of the dress,
I can’t stop looking at the boobs…

Halle Berry…. ew. I smell a desperate aging actress.

Emma Stone… I don’t know what to say.
She used to be a carrot top, now she just looks like a carrot.
In fact, if she just dyes her hair green and wears it Mohawk style… come on. picture it.

Christina Aguilera looks like she squeezed herself into the ugly
leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

Anne Hathaway… this pains me. I just don’t get it.
She looks like Donald Trumps 11th Wife.

… and thats about it… except, I have to mention Ricky Gervais. … Love him.