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2012 MTV Movie Awards

Last night, were the 2012 MTV Movie Awards.I didn’t watch them. … But I did DVR the event because I can’t help myself. Tonight, I fast-forwarded through a lot of the bs (who am I kidding? this whole show is bs. They (shamelessly) make up the categories every year to suit the nominees/winners.) but there were some cool moments that I didn’t skip through.

As usual, my favorite part of any award show is seeing what everyone wore. I’m honestly shocked at how many dumb bitches showed up on this red carpet in full-on gowns…

Russell Brand hosted the night’s events and, honestly, sucked. I usually LOVE him but he was so not funny and made way too many references to his divorce from Katy Perry. Awkward.

… He still looked delicious. … and I really don’t know why.

My Favorite Looks

My top 3 favorite looks also happen to be 3 of my favorite ladies in Hollywood: Emma Watson, Leighton Meester and Emma Stone.

1.) Jessica Biel – I love the Mod look. I think this dress looks a little heavy and also kind of bulky in the shoulders/armpit region.But I really do like this. 2.) Eva Amurri Martino – I love this simple white dress. Gorgeous. 3.) Victoria Justice – I LOVE this… I have no idea who the hell this chick is, but I like this summery number.

1.) Mila Kunis – I like this. I don’t love it. But I like it. 2.) Ellie Kemper – I really like this floral mini and the bright green clutch! Adorable! 3.) I may not like her, but I often like Kristen Stewart’s red carpet style. This pic shows her in heels, but she later switched to black converse and I like it better with the converse.

Ugh…

1.) Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton – Why are you here? 2.) Julianne Hough – I’m pretty convinced she had Ryan Seacrest hire someone who find out what Paris and Nicky would be wearing so she could match… whats with this weird mid-middrift cut-out trend? It looks stupid. 

1.) Kate Beckinsale, why does your dress, for a June event in the Northern Hemisphere, have a turtle-neck? Why? 2.) Crystal Reed – “That girl from that crappy Teen Wolf show on MTV…” This is f*cking stupid. Never walk a red carpet again. 3.) Lucy Hale – I just don’t like this. It’s gross. and it makes her look über stumpy.

 Elizabeth Banks and Josh Hutcherson did not represent The Hunger Games very well fashion wise… Everything about Elizabeth’s one-piece pants suit is every that is wrong with one-piece pants suits. (I don’t know if this is even one piece… just go with it.) And, I’m sorry Josh, is that a damn Members Only jacket?… cause it’s as ugly as one if it isn’t.

WTF is going on? …

Vanilla Ice? Brooke Hogan? JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME?

What. The-F*ck. Is. Going. On? …

Let’s look at some boys…

I love these guys. Workaholics is hysterical!!!

Chris Hemsworth… I do love a Hemsworth boy… so…uhhh…. perfect.

I just hope that if Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone ever end, god for bid, that he finds me and we get married and have little Garfield babies… that’s it.

AWESOME MOMENTS

Fun opened and were joined by Janelle Monae… and I’m pretty sure she only owns one outfit: her suit. Wiz Khalifa was awesome. I’m becoming quite the fan of Wiz.

Before being presented with his Generation (Lifetime Achievement) Award, Johnny Depp played guitar with The Black Keys! It was pretty damn sexy.

MTV created a whole new award this year. Groundbreaker Award. I’m not bothered by this because they, appropriately, presented the award to Emma Stone who was so gracious and adorable and teary-eyed.

I’m super stoked about the upcoming The Amazing Spider-Man and the set behind Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield when presenting… something… looked amazing.

Most adorable couple EVER to walk the Earth. I love these two and I love them together. Can you two please get married and have lots and lots of babies and live happily ever after? Please?

When Mila Kunis and Mark Wahlberg took to the stage to present the award for “Best Dirtbag”… someone in the audience said something that was apparently “vulgar” to Mila. I’ve searched for answers and the only one I read claims that the audience member called Mila a “C#ntbag”… regardless of what was said, Mark stepped up and threatened to beat his ass… which was sexy.

Later, someone’s Mom pretended to knee some guy in the balls…

SURPRISE! Kristen Stewart can’t talk in front of a camera.

Gary Oldman… Gary FREAKING Oldman… yeah… Gary Oldman, Christian Bale and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Later joined by Christopher Nolan) showed a sneak-peek at Batman Dark Knight Rises… and I don’t think I blinked. I can not wait for this movie to come out.

Alright, I’m tired… here are the Nominees and Winners of the 2012 MTV Movie Awards.

Best Male Performance
Daniel Radcliffe, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2”
Ryan Gosling, “Drive”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “50/50”
Josh Hutcherson, “The Hunger Games”
Channing Tatum, “The Vow”

Best Female Performance
Jennifer Lawrence, “The Hunger Games”
Kristin Wiig, “Bridesmaids”
Emma Stone, “Crazy, Stupid, Love”
Emma Watson, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2”
Rooney Mara, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”

Best Comedic Performance
Melissa McCarthy, “Bridesmaids”
Kristen Wiig, “Bridesmaids”
Zach Galifianakis, “The Hangover Part II”
Jonah Hill, “21 Jump Street”
Oliver Cooper, “Project X”

Breakthrough Performance
Melissa McCarthy, “Bridesmaids”
Rooney Mara, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”
Liam Hemsworth, “The Hunger Games”
Elle Fanning, “Super 8”
Shailene Woodley, “The Descendants”

Shailene was quite adorable when accepting this award.

Best Cast
“Bridesmaids”
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2”
“The Hunger Games”
“21 Jump Street”
“The Help”

Emma was so adorable and such a wonderful spokeswoman for the Harry Potter cast. She accepted on behalf of every single member of the huge HPDH2 cast.

Best On-Screen Transformation
Elizabeth Banks, “The Hunger Games”
Rooney Mara, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”
Johnny Depp, “21 Jump Street”
Michelle Williams, “My Week With Marilyn”
Colin Farrell, “Horrible Bosses”

I won’t lie… I was a little envious of Elizabeth Banks… when I first heard about the movie Magic Mike I thought it was clearly something I would not be the least interested in seeing… I was wrong.

Best Fight
Daniel Radcliffe vs. Ralph Fiennes, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2”
Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson vs. Alexander Ludwig, “The Hunger Games”
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill vs. Kid Gang, “21 Jump Street”
Tom Hardy vs. Joel Edgerton, “Warrior”
Tom Cruise vs. Michelle Nyqvist, “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol”

Best Kiss 
Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone, “Crazy, Stupid, Love”
Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2”
Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson, “The Hunger Games”
Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum, “The Vow”
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Best Gut-Wrenching Performance 
“Bridesmaids” (Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McClendon-Covey and Ellie Kemper)
“The Help” (Bryce Dallas Howard)
“21 Jump Street” (Jonah Hill and Rob Riggle)
“Drive” (Ryan Gosling)
“Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” (Tom Cruise)

Best On-Screen Dirtbag 
Bryce Dallas Howard, “The Help”
Jon Hamm, “Bridesmaids”
Jennifer Aniston, “Horrible Bosses”
Colin Farrell, “Horrible Bosses”
Oliver Cooper, “Project X”

Best Music 
“Party Rock Anthem,” LMFAO (“21 Jump Street”)
“A Real Hero,” College & Electric Youth (“Drive”)
“The Devil Is in the Details,” Chemical Brothers (“Hanna”)
“Impossible,” Figurine (“Like Crazy”)
“Pursuit of Happiness,” Kid Cudi (Steve Aoki remix) (“Project X”)

Movie of the Year
“Bridesmaids”
“The Hunger Games”
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2”
“The Help”
“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Thanks for reading! Love, GK

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2011 MTV Movie Awards

Tonight were the 2011 MTV Movie Awards. Broadcast Live from the Gibson Amphitheatre in Los Angeles, the show was hosted by SNL’s Jason Sudeikis.

Ok, it’s no surprise that Saturday Night Live hasn’t been funny for the last 6 years at least. Every cast member is horrible. However, occasionally, an SNL cast member can actually be funny. This definitely was not the case with Jason Sudeikis. He-was-horrible. His jokes were stale. Yes, Jason, it is terrible that MTV, Music Television, doesn’t play music videos anymore… but the joke is played out. You’re lame. Yes, Jason, MTV will be broadcasting the ceremony over-and-over-and-over… happens every year, however your paycheck should be adequate and that joke is also old. Oh and Jason, you’re little bit on the piano was a complete f*cking waste of time… just stop doing what you (don’t) do… go get a job.

Most of the people in attendance fly way under my give-a-sh*t rader, but there were a few moments worth watching for as well as some pretty well-dressed ladies:

Emma Stone, who is always one of my favorites, looked fabulous.
And she’s back to Ginger!
Never usually one of my favorites, Kristen Stewart looked amazing!
I loved the mini dress covered in safety pins and the amazing black pumps.
Her soft hair and makeup worked really well with the totally rock-and-roll fashions she was rocking.
But nobody can ever look better than Emma Watson!
Every time I see her she looks completely fab.
I mean, come on, look at her! She’s adorable!
She made the appearance at this years awards to premier an extended trailer to this summer’s
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2.

But, of course, no award shoe would be complete without those dressed absolutely terrible:

Amanda Bynes. Didn’t you retire? You should probably stick to that.
Leighton Meester. Gross. I’m so disappointed.

But leave it Jim Carrey to out do everyone. The funnyman donned a green suit onto which various images were projected. However, is Jim Carrey still funny? I’m pretty sure he’s not.

Ok, I don’t get the Bieber thing… his videos aren’t played. His songs aren’t played… so…. how do people even know who he is? Album sales alone? Because theres this thing called UTorrent Tweens, that means you don’t have to pay for your (sh*tty) music.

But ok, he’s a teen idol… but what the f*ck is with the Johnny Depp-esque surprise appearance? I’m sorry, is MTV the WRONG venue for Justin Bieber? What a little tool.

The one moment I was kid of looking forward to was seeing Reese Witherspoon accept this year’s Generation Award. … … … I’m pretty sure she was toe-up wasted. But I love her anyway.

And, bringing home the only award for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, Tom Felton won this year’s Best Villain award again.Yay #TeamPotter!

2011 People’s Choice Awards

Last night were The 2011 People’s Choice Awards… I didn’t watch either. But I was curious to know if Emma Watson won the award she was nominated for and I love red carpet fashion, so I did some research today.

No. Emma did not win. But here is a list of a few of the night’s winners:

Favorite TV Guilty Pleasure: Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
They looked pretty hot too. And Khloe is sporting Red Locks!

NPH won Favorite TV Comedy Actor

Favorite Actor: Johnny Depp… … … … … … … … -excuse me. I got distracted.

Favorite TV Obsession: Dexter… which I totally agree with.
Favorite TV Talk Show Host: Conan O’Brien

Favorite TV Doctor (?? WTF kind of category is this?) & Favorite TV Drama: House.
I do love me some Dr. House.

Eminem, Rhianna, The Eminem and Rhianna song… they all won.
Katy Perry won Favorite Female Artist… and as ridiculous as her dress was… I liked her look. Her nails are the same color blue as the blue on the dress!

and Twilight: Eclipse won several awards… Favorite Movie… Favorite Drama Movie…
Favorite On Screen Team (again… wtf?)

and Kristen Stewart won for Favorite Actress.
Now, I am pretty much always annoyed by her when I see her on TV,
but I will say that she looked really good last night.
In fact I think she was one of the best dressed people of the night.

And most of the other winners, presenters, and guests were all Mickey Mouse celebs. At least The Golden Globes are less than two weeks away. I can’t wait to see what people I give a sh*t about wear!

People’s Choice Awards Voting

So voting is currently open for the 2010 People’s Choice Awards. I know I shouldn’t take for granted my Constitutional right to make my voice heard, so I headed over to The People’s Choice Awards and cast my votes. To be completely honest, most of the people and things nominated I didn’t even give a crap about. I pretty much picked for stupid reasons, but at least I did my part and voted! I believe in voting without having too much prior knowledge of the candidates anyway. I’m American.

There were a few of my personal favs that were nominated though:
I voted for Johnny Depp for Favorite Actor (over-all I guess… ???) and Julia Roberts for Favorite Actress. Robert Downy Jr was my pick for Favorite Action Star, mostly because he’s so damn sexy. Favorite Talk Show Host, Conan… Hello?… and I haven’t even watched his new show yet. I voted for Lady Gaga for Favorite Female Artist and Favorite Pop Artist.

Here’s one category that got me: Favorite Star Under 25. Nominees: Emma Watson (Who I obviously picked), Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron… really? Two couples and a 5th wheel? Seemed stupid… anyway. Favorite TV Obsession, I picked Dexter. Favorite Rock Band I completely skipped… I refused to vote at all.

The nominees for Favorite Rock Bad are as follows:

Daughtry. (Please.)
Linkin Park (Excuse me while I stab myself in the face repeatedly.)
Maroon 5. (If I were drinking milk and someone announced Maroon 5 as a nominee for ANYTHING Rock Band (other than shittiest), I would proceed to laugh hard enough for the milk to squirt out of my nose. Then I would be so pissed because my nasal passages would burn and I’d say “Damn you, Maroon 5! I hate you in more ways than one!… Just not as more than or nearly as much as f*cking Linkin Park.” Seriously, I f*cking hate Linkin Park.)
Nichelback. … … … I usually just move on to the next song, station or channel whenever Nichelback comes on… so….
Paramore… They were the final nominee….
so I just skipped that one… no vote from me, thank you.

They also had a category called “Favorite Viral Video” or “Favorite Internet Phenomenon” or something like that. One of the nominees is a video of an 11 year old boy named Greyson Chance doing a cover of Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi. I had never seen it before… I loved it. So it got my vote. Here’s the video if you haven’t seen it yet.